Things that make us say "Hmmmmmmmmmmmm"?

• 1. Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
• 2. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
• 3. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
• 4. Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
• 5. Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
• 6. Why is a boxing ring square?
• 7. Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
• 8. Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
• 9. Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
• 10. Why is it that to stop Windows 95/98/NT, you have to click on "Start"?
• 11. Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
• 12. Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
• 13. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
• 14. Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
• 15. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
• 16. Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?
• 17. Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
• 18. Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
• 19. If you throw a cat out of the car window, does it become kitty litter?
• 20. If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
• 21. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
• 22. If you take an Asian person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
• 23. Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?
• 24. What do chickens think we taste like?
• 25. What do people in China call their good plates?
• 26. What do you call a male ladybug?
• 27. What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?
• 28. When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
• 29. Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
• 30. Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
• 31. Why do they call it a pair of pants, but only 1 bra ?
• 32. Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
• 33. Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
• 34. Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? i iz hukt on fonix
• 35. Why are there Interstates in Hawaii?
• 36. Why are there flotation devices in the seats of planes instead of parachutes?
• 37. Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations where smoking is prohibited?
• 38. Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations?
• 39. How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?
• 40. If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why does it have˙ locks on the door?
• 41. You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
• 42. If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime, what does a freedom fighter fight?
• 43. If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil?
• 44. If a cow laughs, does milk come out of her nose?
• 45. If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?
• 46. Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM?
• 47. Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?
• 48. Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
• 49. What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane?
• 50. Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
• 51. If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress