Some Real Tidbits

A  police recruit was asked during the exam, "What would you do if  you had
to arrest your own mother?"  He said, "Call for  backup."
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A  Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she dismissed them
to go to church, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in  church?" Annie
replied, "Because people are  sleeping."
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A Sunday School teacher asked her class why Joseph and Mary took Jesus  with
them to Jerusalem. A small child replied:  "They  couldn't get a
baby-sitter."
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A  Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five
and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to  "honor thy father
and thy mother," she asked "Is there  a commandment that teaches us how to
treat our brothers and  sisters?"  Without missing a beat one little boy
answered,  "Thou shall not kill."
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A very dirty little  fellow came in from playing in the yard and asked his
mother, "Who am I? " Ready to play the game she  said, "I don't know! Who
are  you?" "WOW!" cried the child. "Mrs.  Johnson was right! She said I was
so dirty, my own  mother wouldn't recognize  me!"
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A wise schoolteacher sends this note to all parents on the first day of
school: "If you promise not tobelieve everything your child says happens at
school, I'll promise not to believe everything he  says happens at home."