Some Things to Ponder...

• If you take an oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
• If people from Poland are called Poles, what are people from Holland called?
• "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?
• Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a whack? If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
• Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with.
• When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?
• Why is the man (or woman) who invests all your money called a broker? When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say?
• Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person drives a race car not called a racist?
• Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?
• If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted?
• If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
• Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
• I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older, then it dawned on me . . .they're cramming for their final exam.
• I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
• Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office?
• What are we supposed to do, write to them?
• Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they delivered the mail?
• If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
• Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
• Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
• Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
• If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
• No one ever says "It's only a game", when their team is winning! Whatever happened to preparations A through G?
• If soybean oil comes from soybeans, and olive oil comes from olives, and peanut oil comes from peanuts, where does baby oil come from?