Pat---your kids home pages are super neat !!
And as I recall, your sense of humor is like mine, so here's a few more quotes (and hopefully for grins I'll post them to the list also)
1. Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody -- Mark Twain
2. The reason I never drink whisky is because I like it so much -- Robert E Lee
3. If I were two-faced, why would I be wearing this one? -- Abraham Lincoln
4. When in the minority, talk! When in the majority, vote! -- Roger Sherman
5. When the going gets tough, the tough get going -- Bear Bryant
6. I have wonderful news from my Florida realtor! They just found land on my property!-- Milton Berle
7. Basil's Law of Probability Dispersion: Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed