Subject: The one who has the most toys still dies?

• Capitalism He who dies with the most toys, wins.
• Hari Krishna He who plays with the most toys, wins.
• Catholicism He who denies himself the most toys, wins.
• Anglican They were our toys first.
• Greek Orthodox No, they were OURS first.
• Atheism There is no toy maker.
• Polytheism There are many toy makers.
• Evolutionism The toys made themselves.
• Church of Christ Scientist We are the toys.
• Communism Everyone gets the same number of toys, and you are in big trouble if we catch you selling yours.
• B'Hai All toys are just fine with us.
• Amish Toys with batteries are surely a sin.
• Taoism The doll is as important as the dump truck.
• Mormonism Every boy can have as many toys as he wants.
• Voodoo Let me borrow that doll for a second.
• Hinduism He who plays with bags of plastic farm animals, loses.
• 7th Day Adventist He who plays with his toys on Saturday, loses.
• Southern Baptist If your toy is a Disney product, you have a one-way ticket to Hell.
• Jehovah's Witness He who sells the most toys door-to-door, wins.
• Pentecostal He whose toys can talk, wins.
• Existentialism Toys are a figment of your imagination.
• Confucianism Once a toy is dipped in the water, it is no longer dry.
• Non-Denominationalism We don't care where the toys came from; let's just play with them.
• Agnosticism It is not possible to know whether toys make a bit of difference.
• Unitarian Universalism We still haven't decided if the toys exist.