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CALLER:  (trying to get the number for Theatre Arts magazine from
information):  Could I please have the number of Theatre Arts?
OPERATOR:  Sorry, but there's nobody listed by the name of "Theodore
Arts."
CALLER:  It's not a person.  It's a publication.  I want "Theatre Arts."
OPERATOR:  (speaking more loudly):  I told you, we have no listing for
Theodore Arts.
CALLER:(getting frustrated) The word is "Theatre" T-H-E-A-T-R-E
OPERATOR: That is NOT the way to spell Theodore.
Gene McLaughlin