Great Big Hug

 GREAT BIG HUG
 
 No moving parts, no batteries.
 No monthly payments and no fees;
 Inflation proof, non-taxable,
 In fact, it's quite relaxable;
 It can't be stolen, won't pollute,
 One size fits all, do not dilute.
 It uses little energy,
 But yields results enormously.
 Relieves your tension and your stress,
 Invigorate your happiness;
 Combats depression, makes you beam,
 And elevates your self esteem!
 Your circulation it correctsWithout unpleasant side effects
 It is, I think, the perfect drug: May I prescribe, my friend,...
  the hug! (and, of course, fully returnable!)
 My Friend:Hope your day is good for you.