In Heaven and In Hell..

>>      In Heaven:
>>         The cooks are French,
>>         The policemen are English,
>>         The mechanics are German,
>>         The lovers are Italian,
>>         The bankers are Swiss.
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>>      In Hell:
>>         The cooks are English,
>>         The policemen are German,
>>         The mechanics are French,
>>         The lovers are Swiss,
>>         The bankers are Italian.
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>>      In Computer Heaven:
>>         The management is from Intel,
>>         The design and construction is done by Apple,
>>         The marketing is done by Microsoft,
>>         IBM provides the support,
>>         Gateway determines the pricing.
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>>      In Computer Hell:
>>         The management is from Apple,
>>         Microsoft does design and construction,
>>         IBM handles the marketing,
>>         The support is from Gateway,
>>         Intel sets the price.
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