Driver's License Humor

Subject: Alabama driver's licence application (humour), fwd.
Hope no one is offended by this...it just looked cute.
>Application for an Alabama Driver's License
>
>  STATE OF ALABAMA
> DRIVER LICENSE APPLICATION
>
>  Last name: ________________
>
>  First name:
>  (_) Billy-Bob
>  (_) Billy-Joe
>  (_) Billy-Ray
>  (_) Billy-Sue
>  (_) Billy-Mae
>  (_) Billy-Jack
>  (Check appropriate box)
>
>  Age: ____
>
>  Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ not sure
>
>  Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right
>
>  Occupation:
>  (_) Farmer
>  (_) Mechanic
>  (_) Hair Dresser
>  (_) Un-employed
>
>  Spouse's Name: __________________________
>
>  Relationship with spouse:
>  (_) Sister
>  (_) Brother
>  (_) Aunt
>  (_) Uncle
>  (_) Cousin
>  (_) Mother
>  (_) Father
>  (_) Son
>  (_) Daughter
>  (_) Pet
>
>  Number of children living in household: ___
>  Number that are yours: ___
>  Mother's Name: _______________________
>  Father's Name: _______________________
>  (If not sure, leave blank)
>
>  Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)
>
>  Do you (_)own or (_)rent your mobile home? (Check appropriate box)
>
>  ___ Total number of vehicles you own
>  ___ Number of vehicles that still crank
>  ___ Number of vehicles in front yard
>  ___ Number of vehicles in back yard
>  ___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks
>
>  Firearms you own and where you keep them:
>  ____ truck
>  ____ bedroom
>  ____ bathroom
>  ____ kitchen
>  ____ shed
>
>  Model and year of your pickup: _____________ 194_
>
>  Do you have a gun rack?
>  (_) Yes (_) No; If no, please explain:
>
> Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
>  (_) The National Enquirer
>  (_) The Globe
>  (_) TV Guide
>  (_) Soap Opera Digest
>  (_) Rifle and Shotgun
>
>  ___ Number of times you've seen a UFO
>  ___ Number of times you've seen Elvis
>  ___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO
>
>  How often do you bathe:
>  (_)Weekly
>  (_)Monthly
>  (_)Not Applicable
>
>  Color of teeth:
>  (_)Yellow
>  (_)Brownish-Yellow
>  (_)Brown
>  (_)Black
>  (_)N/A
>
>  Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:
>  (_)Red-Man
>
>  How far is your home from a paved road?
>  (_)1 mile
>  (_)2 miles
>  (_)don't know