| BENIGN | WHAT YOU BE AFTER YOU BE EIGHT |
| ARTERY | THE STUDY OF PAINTINGS |
| BACTERIA | BACK DOOR TO CAFETERIA |
| BARIUM | WHAT DOCTORS DO WHEN PATIENTS DIE |
| CESARIAN SECT. | A NEIGHBORHOOD IN ROME |
| CATSCAN | SEARCHING FOR KITTY |
| CAUTERIZE | MADE EYE CONTACT WITH HER |
| COLIC | A SHEEP DOG |
| COMA | A PUNCTUATION MARK |
| D & C | WHERE WASHINGTON IS |
| DILATE | TO LIVE LONG |
| ENEMA | NOT A FRIEND |
| FESTER | QUICKER THAN SOMEBODY ELSE |
| FIBULA | A SMALL LIE |
| GENITAL | A NON-JEWISH PERSON |
| G I SERIES | WORLD SERIES OF MILITARY BASEBALL |
| HANGNAIL | WHAT YOU HANG YOUR COAT ON |
| IMPOTENT | DISTINGUISHED, WELL KNOWN |
| LABOR PAIN | GETTING HURT AT WORK |
| MEDICAL STAFF | A DOCTOR'S CANE |
| MORBID | A HIGHER OFFER THAN I BID |
| NITRATES | CHEAPER THAN DAY RATES |
| NODE | WAS AWARE OF |
| OUTPATIENT | A PERSON WHO HAS FAINTED |
| PAP SMEAR | A FATHERHOOD TEST |
| PELVIS | SECOND COUSIN TO ELVIS |
| POST OPERATIVE | A LETTER CARRIER |
| RECOVERY ROOM | PLACE TO DO UPHOLSTERY |
| RECTUM | DARN NEAR KILLED HIM |
| SECRETION | HIDING SOMETHING |
| SEIZURE | ROMAN EMPEROR |
| TABLET | A SMALL TABLE |
| TERMINAL ILLNESS | GETTING SICK AT THE AIRPORT |
| TUMOR | MORE THAN ONE |
| URINE | OPPOSITE OF YOU'RE OUT |
| VARICOSE | NEAR BY/CLOSE BY |
| VEIN | CONCEITED |