Getting Older

1. Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft............... Today, it's called golf.
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2. Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it..
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3. The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
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4. Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know "why" I look this way. I've travelled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.
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5. How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?
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6. When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Calculus.
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7. You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.
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8. One of the many things no one tells you about ageing is that it is such a nice change from being young.
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9. One must wait until evening to see how splendid the day has been.
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10. Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.
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11. Old age is when former classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald, they don't recognize you.
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12. If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you are old.
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13. I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.

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